This is no Monkey Business

One of the most common complaints I have heard in my time as a hosteller has been - a monkey's gotten into my room!

Well, at long last, my room too was honoured. A passing monkey deigned to visit my room.

The monkey was gracious enough to enter via the (latched) window, and leave via the same window - even going as far as closing it while leaving. So polite!

And, rather than inconvenience us by making a mess, it decided to instead leave us perplexed.

The open packet of chips left behind by my roommate? Nah.
My bottle of peanut butter? Nah.

A random assortment of partially filled mineral water bottles (owned by my roommate)? I'll take your entire stock.
My innocent bottle of nasal drops? Yes, please.
My box of ink bottles, minding their own business? That'll look better on the bed.

Monkey see, monkey do, yes. But human confused. 

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